hippity-hoppity-brigade:

I’m sorry. I’m just. Everyone shut up about the ethics of celebrating/mourning billionaires who die in outrageous ways. This is now the funniest thing: an article mentioning that James Cameron once visited the site of the Titanic

Cameron had previously traveled to the Titanic wreckage, including on Sept. 11, 2001, in a submersible vessel.

You are well known movie director James Cameron. You make a box office hit about a sunken ship. You visit the sunken ship in a once in a lifetime experience. It is amazing. Awe inspiring. Soul changing. Your submersible surfaces. The radio crackles to life. You are about to hear that you missed a Pretty Big Event

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snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

one thing about me is i frickin love long ass youtube videos about the most random and niche topics imaginable. defunctland’s investigation into who created the disney channel theme song? oh i was seated. a two hour breakdown on the lore of the entire tekken video game franchise? sign me up. a vlog about a cross-country roadtrip dining at every single rainforest cafe in the united states? i’m there.

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magnuficentwo:

natalieironside:

Everyone will have forgotten the “sorry we XYZ your boyfriend” meme by the time I think of a good one

Sorry we completely forgot about your boyfriend. Yeah he was deemed obsolete in internet-time by the time we remembered he was with us. Yeah now he’s gonna be deemed cringe by younger people- yeah because. Because hes a dead meme now I’m so sorry

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thirdchildart:

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Don’t ask me to explain, I thought of a pun and I drew it

melonsap:

Going feral thinking about how we have to pay for the privilege to NOT have to listen to nonstop sales pitches.

“What would your ancestors think of your whole gender thing-” What would YOURS think of being told to buy things every two minutes. I think they would kill CEOs in the streets for being annoying. They were known to do that.

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bigcommunist:

bigcommunist:

hi. i’m not american. WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THE OFFICIAL ARBY’S SLOGAN IS “WE HAVE THE MEATS” OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF TODAY JUST NOW

WE HAVE THE MEATS???????????? WE HAVE THE FUCKING MEATS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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